Wait, wait, wait, wait. © 2021 Vox Media, LLC. In the 100th episode of the series, Bart's dog gets loose in the school, and the ensuing havoc is so great, Principle Skinner loses his job. It's Principal Skinner... and I think he's gone crazy. Tweet. God has no place within these walls... just like facts have no place within organized religion! Mom, you're always trying to give me potatoes. [ Screams ] ♪ [ Man Singing Blues Rock ] ♪ [ Continues ] ♪ [ Ends ] [ Bart Laughing ] Oh, they're gonna eat this up in show-and-tell. All right. Jaffee, spit out that gum. Find out when The Simpsons is on TV, including Series 5-Episode 19: Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song. No, I can't. THE SIMPSONS [DVD audio commentary for THE SIMPSONS - SWEET SEYMOUR SKINNERS BAADASSSSS SONG]. The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 19 Quotes. Once again, if I'm not mistaken... this can contained tomato paste. It's coming up right behind him! Bold. The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children! You\'ll receive the next newsletter in your inbox. Title sequence . Yes. Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure... All right, you little punks. Wow, I never thought Principal Skinner could become any more of a square... but there's the proof. What gives, Leo? Bart, I've barely been here a-a good solid week... and you've been sent to my office I 1 times. Below is the original story pitch for "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song", by Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein. Bart! Obama, Biden, Bush, and more attended a one-song Lady Gaga concert today. Bart sets … Hey, Salvatore, give-a the ugly kid a plate of red crap.! Were you drinking Slice or Yoo-hoo? Bart takes Santa's little helper to school with him on inspection day and gets Skinner fired, Bart is pleased until Ned Flanders is made his replacement. Flanders is history. Don't touch the wallpaper. I miss him as a friend, but I miss him even more as an enemy. Now I-- I finally have time to do what I've always wanted-- write the great American novel. I mean, it sounds so made-up. Spoofed by … I... [ Hiccups ] can't... [ Hiccups ] take... [ Hiccups ] this. The script had no meaning, no depth, no punch, and no respect for good taste. That sounded like a prayer. I said make way for Willie, ya bloated gasbag! Don't you worry. The Lost Jokes and Story Arcs of “Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song”. Oh, mercy. The Simpsons – ‘Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song’ Season 5 | Episode #5ABF17 | 05/23/14 @ 06:00pm May 16, 2014 at 7:01 pm Filed Under: … “Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song” (season five, episode 19; originally aired 04/28/1994) For its one hundredth episode, you might expect The Simpsons to go really big with an episode that’s a veritable extravaganza of a fandango of a lollapalooza, possibly involving the popular alternate rock musical festival Lollapalooza. "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song" is the 19th episode of The Simpsons' fifth season, and the 100th episode overall. [ Hiccups ]. I think you need Skinner, Bart. Yeah, and I'll put the "super" back in superintendent. DVD Talk - Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song - on DVD - two different versions out there?? Megan Amram’s 103 Best Trump Tweets, Ranked. Thank the Lor-- Thank the Lord? Don't you see, Milhouse? Say, Saturday at my house. I have had it with this school, Skinner! Chorus ] ♪ The Simpsons ♪ [ Bell Ringing ] [ Tires Screeching ] D'oh! Not likely. Well, I may go a little bit easy on the old hickory dickory stick... but that's just because my dad was so hard on me when I was a boy. ♪ I don't know, but I've been told ♪ Once he found out we were gonna get Ned Flanders fired, he insisted on helping. Let's thank the Lord for another beautiful school day. S5E19: Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song. I said you were fired. Jimbo: [taunts, holding aloft Principal Skinner's underwear] We got Skinner's underpants! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion... which gives birth to the magnificent geode, one of nature's most--. Ratings Info Contains mild sex references and language. Superintendent Chalmers fires Principal Skinner after a disaster at the elementary, and Skinner reenlists in the Army. Thank you, Nelson. Kaboom! All. From now on, things are gonna be very, very different around here--. Children, this is Principal Skinner. 'Tis more dizzyin' than the belfry at St. Corgegluynwaagen's. [ Laughs ] Yeah. The Simpsons (1989–…): Season 5, Episode 19 - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - full transcript. I'd like one with two seats. Well, these new ltalian loafers will make short work of it. *Sorry, there was a problem signing you up. Uh, one question remains: How do I get out of the army? Did-- Did you just call me a liar? Here, poochie, poochie, poochie! A page for describing Trivia: Simpsons S5 E19 "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song". At last we can compete with the Gas-N-Gulp. Return to Normalcy With Some Bernie Sanders Memes. Fab. I'm sorry. Frankly, the army isn't quite as I remembered it. Well, then we should get together again. Oh, man! He left you this note. Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class--, [ Mrs. Krabappel ] Ha.! For any Simpsons fans, Bill Oakley just shared the script to "Bart vs Australia" (S06E16, 1995) Here, boy. "The Simpsons" Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song (TV Episode 1994) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Prick up your freakin' ears... because I'm only gonna be saying this once. I myself received a number of medals... for securing that Montgomery Ward in Kuwait City. They were my loyal troops. Hmm? Below is the final outline for "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song", by Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein. We've gone too far. Now, I understand it'll be my duty... to mold the new recruits into a well-disciplined, highly trained infantry unit. I can buy a new pair. Mr. Kookalamanza and-a some real ugly kid. Oh. Bart, look. That photo was taken shortly before I was shot in the back... which was very strange because it was during a Bob Hope show. Ned spilled ink all over my poems! Megan Amram has hundreds of great Trump tweets. Simpson, you get your wish. Below is the final outline for “Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song”, by Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein. Dude, ask a question, or we'll have to go back to class. Dirksen, tuck in your shirt. In the episode, Superintendent Chalmers fires Principal Seymour Skinner after a disaster at the school. Would you like these cookies Martin made for me? [ Yelling ] Make way for Willie.! That's guilt. Man on the range! Change your trajectory! We post everything and all things Simpsons! However, I've decided to return to the only thing besides school... that has ever given my life meaning--. The teachers are afraid to leave the faculty lounge. Directed by Bob Anderson. [ Barks ] [ Gasps ] Why, looking into this loveable mutt's eyes just melts my heart. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Sweet_Seymour_Skinner%27s_Baadasssss_Song?oldid=35182. Also This. Your friendship during this difficult time will not be forgotten. And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-principal. "Yom Kip Pur.". Everybody needs a nemesis. It's a hell of a toboggan ride. All rights reserved. Uh, Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent. This document is a part of The Lost Jokes and Story Arcs of “Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song”, a feature that has co-writer Bill Oakley running through the writing process for this episode and all of the jokes and story arcs that had to be cut. You fired Skinner for less than this. 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