( You can take leap day off if you want ( although if you do you might find yourself in a Burger King contemplating life ( while also contemplating if $3.99 for 6 chicken wings is better than $6.99 for 10 ( and if the ketchup packets are free with a soft drink ( and if you ask that If the employee will look at you with utter bewilderment ( has this ever happened to you? It is yum in my tum. We have our rights, you know!!! A basic basement is transformed into a 1920s Art Deco-inspired home theater. It may or may not be real. They kill the duck!!! One. section 777 of the rainbow fluffysheep handbook STATES that the king of oddly colored farm animals (thats me!) Find out next time on “deer or no deer!” (Remember forehead sweets) oh no! Now that I think about it, they never said what book to bring, they just said my name. I will tell you why I shall not. Reason 1. no bookstore. I’m also practicing typing in real typing ehich I can’t remember the nam of but it makes b=me sick but I’m getting real real fast. GOOD JOB! It’s so obvious, in front of our very EYEs from the beginning! Hot, that’s what! I walk over to the living room to see if there’s any signs of a break-in, and sure enough one of my windows is open! I thought it was funny, but what if there was a new student at school that day, and they thought that the teachers were psychos!?!? Guys! im back. A topicalanche! I just needed to get my anger out. Because the world record is 35000 words! Hehehe I easily broke into this LoTeEv and now I’m taking over! Communists! so what The Writer did next was simple! Ahhh, not a big deal, I will easily get one using software’s that generated automatic usernames. I’m board. Team BP knows that this has to work first time, so they found the technology they needed, a third mat. Circcy, tell them how much they won! What happened when I was gone? Feminists are great! And the he goes BWOWOWOWOW. you are a very loyal reader! Second one: Minnesota. So when someone says half a dozen, I just think “oh wow, you’re just TRYING to waste my time” “during that .5 of a second you spent saying that I could have twiddled my thumbs 3,4 times, or seen every main Naruto character in a 60 FPS environment, or listen to the first two notes of crazy frog”. “What you have to is multiply the elephants by five, and divide by three” “Oh, I was so close!”. It’s a title only few in the world have. for all i know, the flaming chicken opponent who i will refer to from now on as sam (i don’t know why) is probably still adding to her posts. now watch a few ads. THAT EVIL STATE. Just buy a camper van for goodness sake! Just replace the money with characters randomly typed by an assistant writer named bilbo ( yes, he is a money of course, we need these characters to be truly random, i cant count on technology’s ‘this is random because we get extremely precise measurements of radiation’ shtick anymore ). Hehheheheheh…..heeeheehe..hehe… sigh. I guess I am. Fascist! *[unknown]’s mind is blown (thats me by the way)* well… I gues ill eat this beef jerky by myself then. Hello! Leave your answer in the comment section below! (why is he called doctor suess anyway? So, we know that the answer has something to do with being big, but what? Lol that doesn't work. No, just kidding, I’m front! i really hope the former. I really hope so! These are the first few words of the new… the best … the Longest Text In The Entire History Of The Known Universe! Soon your going to be living in my basement eating fatcakes.” “But ma, im fightin for awr country!” “War is so violent though!” “Um… Ya.” You get the picture. this isn’t just some SIDE project. Well I started today at the zombie thing, so yea. I don’t know what to type! Its taking me too long to type up one batch of large paragraph. now i feel like a free person! I just realised that when I wrote the word color, it get a red squiggle underneath! Tip, rip, port, type, write, writer, typewriter. [wait… How is this supposed to work?] Tune in to "The Wedding That Was" on Channel 40384929½ on Wednesday! And people know that orange rhymes with “door hinge”! Then there's Dan Fogelberg who did "Same Old Lang Syne" Christmas song and there's Tom's of Maine. what can really bring us joy once we get to that point? *chew* Find out what happens next time on… The LoTeEv — Animals Strike – in more ways than one!! 3: when you are going into a building and there are people behind you, and you can’t figure out if you should hold the door open for them or not? No, we are actually japanese, not texan. WHAT A BIG WASTE OF TIME! Hello from the distant past! The contents page has a line for the contents page! In the year 5029 in the rightful and righteous reign of Emperor Todd *note the bad name*  he declared war against Emperor Jacob IV. O. “I be liken how I always eat it.” What first comes to Bobby’s mind when I say flabbergast? 7-15-13- I am going to the Philippines tomorrow. Do you think that it would be cool if apple made all their devices different fruit names! If so you will know what I mean. KK harold….. umm… this was a te – wait, did we already do that part? (Now that in think about it, I started reading the longest text ever by ‘Sam’ (real readers will know who that is) when it was about ten years too! Anzel Anzel. I almost burnt my mouth into non-existence! Like what the hey! Believe it or not, there are like six vegetables in one bag of m&m’s. And the third plague is: let’s see here… Gnats. Well then trade *in the Not-So-Evil Company Inc. and invest in the PELEION! It’s on sale! And secretly, you could manipulate any sentence to succumb to the malevolent power of that prestigious rule. Eww. It’s In The Game.’.if the rich are ‘eat’ and the poor are ‘ea’ the only letter not used in both is the letter T! Or, so you think. (I betcha Tristan is salivating.) cause if your under half the average age, its statistically going to get worse maybe i need to add struggle to my new layer was my point. It’s my fri end!?!? … Yeap? I have a weird family. I need to make this really long like really really long that even ou cant go even a quarter of a way through without pass, -~*7-10-15*~- My God. Very similar to GitHub Secrets where I can have a public repository without exposing my API keys. “And now you see, the zombies chin is like a chimpanzees bubblecopter asparagus. Isn’t that fabulous? and drinking your tae wit’ da guv’na (england doesn’t even have a govna! I used to have amibition and drive to become the greatest, but i only got to 46wpm. Ever. Anyways, I’ve decided to get a pet. If you couldn’t tell, I used a method called Fermi Estimation, though a little more precise. As in tea! He stareth at it liketh as a donkey stareth at grapes. but the problem is, the human desire and greed for more will never surpass our desire to help others. You probably believe that when you push something, the far side of it moves instantly, right? everyone evacuate!! HOT FUDGE SUNDAE. And yes I did curse, whatcha ganna do? While you figure that out, i’ll be sleeping, see ya : ) ///// I will not explain: —– There once was a cat. SECURITY!!!!! Now you reader try to figure out what they were talking about. Somehow, another mat is inside the second mat. But he got me back, because he: put an avocado in the coffee maker, tied a air refreshener to the door so when you open it it sprays everywhere, and threatened me with a knife that turned out to just be a comb. Ahhhhhh! Great now this thing is loading and there will be an interruption: Here it goes oh boy... 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When you get to the Confuseplace (also known where the H&M and the occasional Santa photo booth pops up) you do not know where to go to the parking lot, you do not know where to go to basically ANYWHERE. i mentioned ham and sickness so green eggs and ham somehow! Technically, I’m writing this in the past, so you guys can email me at rainbowfluffysheep123@gmail.com and tell me what the future’s like! Maybe he had a bad experience as a child. Somehow, another mat is inside the second mat. it is unaffected. As you know, recently president Nixon (no, that’s not exactly right) Oh yea, I forgot. tune. Way. Hes lying! What is the meaning of life? It was the best day EVER! he’s not even a doctor *citation needed* and his books are kinda dumb! As of the moment I'm waiting for him to write anything. New FluffySheep Astronaut Suits are so tuff that you’ll never be able to eat through! *Brings the jerky towards his mouth*. Why do people send that wink face! “Wow that’s big?” No of course not random audience members indicated by the two line things! And mind you, the doctors fee is quite a large bill, and I wouldn’t want to go to the doctor not even for a bee sting! Oh wait no that was somebody THAT I USED TO KNOW!!!! just reverse the type by doing ... str( your field name here) instead of int( .... ) open the table, and select 'Add' this will bring you to fields viesw. The Apprentice hit the board with all his might, and it broke apart. Wait, you don't know? And Mikey the Spikey and Max the Axe stayed. When I was little, I use to always say “if it rhymes its true”. You must be Bilbo Baggins, reader! Scribble on a page, then colour in the spaces with two alternating colours so the colours aren’t touching. That was like my motto! Chris says that Tayshia's already "falling in love." when suddenly… DA DADA DA! I always pretend my school is Hogwarts and I am Harry Potter. Oh yes! (1) The number of top sentences: The simple rule-of-thumb here is that the length of a summary should not be more than ¼ of the original text — it can be one sentence, one paragraph or multiple paragraphs depending on the length of the original text and your purpose of getting the summary. Also, herb is pronounced erb. The pressure on the traditional horizontal navigation bar is easing, as it no longer must accommodate vast numbers of internal site pages. They’re so confusing. This is to make sure no dirty imposters try to type up my 95 these of ? EVER. I will one day go back and make a dictionary / translation table for ? you know how EVERY child hates brussels sprouts! Bumpy things can make sounds! I recently stumbled upon this weird site called Zombo.com. [poured granola into one bowl, causing it to be crushed under its own weight] do you have two hands? Hello there, random chocolate bar. Can you try talking to me now? The students already there are used to their teachers being like that though. I may come here to write about stuff, of course, boring stuff. Securitee where is Circcy!! The flu?” Who the heck are you? You should try it. The only person reading this is me at least that means I can get reeeeeeeeal personal with all this stuff Anyways so typing this is making me hackin dizzy so I have like writers block but for sickness.. writers stock of chicken soup for the soul? wouldn’t it be scary if you were casually eating your brembudder (riotous robots reference (wow! right now there’s something even more important: Ink cartridges are such a scam! Noooooooooooooooo — Yep. yanilavigne:-Tiffany William (via ispeakquotes) 709 notes Comments. And then I see that people want quantity, not quality! They were eating, of course! And I know how these two things are connected! That’s for the WIMP. *scientist appears* Eh, yes. How’ya doing ‘nice guy’. Question 3: fill in he blank. What was that person inventor of cheese in a bottle person thnminh! Although I’m closer to asleep at school. well… That’s…. She claimed to not know that the picture was of the infamous concentration camp. The mat is a dream. That sounded a little bit cliché. As I said, it is a simulator for the Alerdintian War. Here we go: [Have you ever…]{scene of old woman churning milk}[wanted to…]{scene of older woman churning what is now cream(the reason she is older is not because it is a different person, but because we filmed it after}[churn your own butter?!?! One. I miss the cousins so much ans blah blah blarrg...... Well I haven't got any ideas to write about, no funny stuff so bye bye for now. Nah just kidding, the SKR won. Pure weekend. Aah, ah, ahh, aw, and awe are all pronounced the same—at least they are in the part of the country where I live—but each one has a … Then calculate the values ... with the Python parser, the field name should. But then when your becoming a particle, you have to use it and see what you get. i will prove it to you. OH GOD THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT RIGHT NOW. you may start art out of the struggle of boredom, continue getting better out of the struggle of wealth, when you realise that hobbies can be monetised your life outcmoe could really change. I just realised that blankets actually are made of weird fluffy stuff, while PILLOWS are made of feathers. Don’t you remember me! A little later we started kissing. ( *EWW WHY IS THERE GREY GOO IN MY PIE!? I wrote how to kill a mocking bird! But don't worry. If so, just buy the mayacamole at the former option( or just get salsa. I AM SO ANGRY AND THAT IS WHY I AM USING CAPITAL LETTERS!!! Isn’t it weird that the ukelele strings aren’t in order? ^ Not now Uncleji... ^ Ashok is doing office work in the living room! Garlic juice: CLICK HEEYAH Then we have to do potato juice. I am eternally grateful to all of you who decided to think that this place was worthy of a stopover in your journey throughout the internet and dank memes. Can't.... type.... Maine... iiissss.... trying to get me..... NNNOOOOO ikqm3nF EASDC&J MDWH Holy crud. Fun fact:  in this entire text: only Times New Roman 18 pt font has been used. (What badasses.) That just sounded cool to say. The first order of business: Making some new entries into the Rainbow FluffySheep Handbook. (TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS HIDEOUS BEAST YOU CALL A MAN! The cat’s name? its almost like… someoe from the future knew i would make that rule. But why $ollars? Mwahahaahaha!) Anyway, this is what i was thinking. They are probably used to hypnotise people into getting their hair cut there! The plot thickens….. ; havejob = true; youremotion = “happy”;} else {cout << “life is great!”;}}. If I am talking about some random subject, I will now randomly put a challenge for you, the reader (which probably doesn’t exist) to do! That’s what they are trying to tell us! Here’s the first order of business. Section 2: Page 78: And, lo, beholdeth, the source of Genevoius's life, the meaning, his mission, was foundeth. YOU! I’ll go to page three now. WELL IT IS A COOL SONG WITH FASCINATING LYRICS HERE IT IS TYPED BY YOUR TOOTHY: To be or not to be That is the question What is nobler in the mind Through the toils of slings and arrows Of great fortune And when i slept i had a dream A dream of great sorrow And i will have that dream At least until tomorrow! There once was a cat. Sound like some st she can pop to Lil Mama gone drop when the beat do blue face move what we doing Stick'N andamp; movin we stick'n andamp; movin Stick dhat part smoking on gas please excuse the fart they done let me off the Leach where the hell imma start two b'ches come in pairs like poptarts I'm on another level a beast with it bro call my slimes to come whip his nose stick 'n move by the g-code the … Ah, way back in the day that was. So my subreddit will be, r/RainbowFluffySheep. Join Date 07-06-2010 Location Winnipeg, Canada MS-Off Ver 2007, 2010 Posts 2,787 I only come outside to feed you guys with my knowledgr every couple of months and it’s sickening, I’m ashamed. These things are all connected, I just don’t fully know how yet. I'm not cringing at this, but this... this... is a flaming cesspool of rubbish. They suck big time. Oh, hey, umm.... My name is Bradley. And do I have an exciting subject for you! Well I came up with Internet name generator! r/facepalm I HAVE TO STOP. Well the LAST place you would think to look for that kind of activity is a government-funded learning program! Remember you teacher always used to say to you “remember children, I before E, except after C!” We’ll you were SCAMMED! So actually pillows are what keep me awake at night. {000.000.000}. Wow, who knew onions could be so awkward :o. I just read what I wrote and it makes less sense than I thought. i’m sick and tired of citations! 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